in the x factor bathrooms, two years ago
harry: ♪ isn't she lovely ♪
harry: ♪ mmmmhhmm ♪
harry: ♪ i NEVER THOUGHT-
/bathroom's door slams open/
louis: hum.
harry: oops ha ha ah. ha. hm.
louis: hi
louis: don't you think you should save that for the judges mate
harry: huh sorry thought it was empty
louis: nah it's alright. you sing pretty good
harry: th-thank you
louis: i'm louis tomlinson
harry: i'm-
louis: you're harry styles
harry: yeah! i mean how do you know that
louis: cause i know everything
harry: ha i don't think that's possible
louis: but i do
harry: really
louis: really
louis: for example. i know you're gonna be somethin special
louis: well you finish your business i'll be outside
harry: you're waiting for me?
louis: of course. why wouldn't i
harry: we... we barely know each other
louis: exactly. you're rather dumb aren't you curly? thank god i like you
louis: now hurry up. /stomps out/
harry: i-
harry: okay
harry: i like you too louis tomlinson

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

 Light up, smoke up, shut the fuck up.

(Source: cyberqueer)

Do it or don’t do it — you will regret both.

Søren Kierkegaard, from Either/Or   (via chashmodai)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion)


what was the reasoning behind this


what was the reasoning behind this

(Source: slippinbeauty)


Martin: I gave God a chance to kill me. He didn’t do it, so he’s pleased with me.

The White Ribbon

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(Source: halogenic)




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


picture of me trying to write