(Source: amypoehler)

You don’t want the bumpers. Life doesn’t give you bumpers.

(Source: doyouevenfilm)

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

(Source: ghgifs)

When you’re walking around, minding your own business, when suddenly you remember something really embarrassing that you did

cumecticut:

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boyzwhat:

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

I have never been a witness to such truth

(Source: versaceslut)

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

Heyyyy, do any of you guys know if i can find sobranies or nat sherman’s in london????

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen